Two humble peasants, at the last possible moment, rescue the valiant warriors against all adversity from the clutches of the Arch Grand Wizard. Dori the peasant shouts frantically, "Hurry, hurry! The Pseudo Bugbear, Zach, is close at hand." Meanwhile, the peasant Robert begins to wonder to himself, "Is that a piece of dingle-berried frog slime I see in your hair?" Dori quickly devises a plan to destroy the bugbear using the teeth of the Undertow Up Machine.